1. "No way my Gino did that...that's an Enzo!"
2. "When I was working, I spent baby!"
3. "Who's this chucker?"
4. "You better be careful on those rocks tomorrow, buddy. And you're not getting any sandwiches either!"
5. "The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
6. "And the peat...aaah, the peat!"
7. "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!"
8. "May I have one of those, madam?"
9. "Well, I wouldn't hear of it. I said 'Nice try, Granny,' and I sent her to the back of the line."
10. "The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."
Rik
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6 comments:
Some of my favorites:
Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
But I don't wanna be a pirate!
Giddy-up!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents.
They're real, and they're spectacular!
Because the mail never stops!. It just keeps coming and coming! Every day it piles up more and more, but the more you get out, the more it keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks. And it's Publisher's Clearinghouse day!
Yada, yada, yada.
You magnificent bastard!
... Mulva? I REMEMBER IT!!... DELORUS!
It's outrageous, egregious...preposterous!
It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.
Ed - Who told you to put on the balm? I didn't tell you to put on no balm!
YOU are an Anti-Dentite....
an "Anti-Dentite?"
A RABID ANTI-DENTITE!!!!
(from "The Menage a'trois):
Jerry: "I'm not an orgy guy!"
George: "Are you crazy!? This is like discovering plutonium by accident!"
(from "The Re-gifter):
Jerry: Well, if you're gettin' him anything, I'm a large."
PRRRRognosis NNNNNegative!
"No soup for you! Come back one year!"
--The Soup Nazi
Carrisse
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