Eugene "Geno" Martin is a retired Army Captain that I used to work with here and have remained very good friends with. He's currently living on a farm outside Philadelphia with his lovely wife Lisa and his 4 kids (actually 3 - Leah, the oldest is in college). He also checks in here at the blog periodically.
As you may know, one of the more common summer fashions here for men are capri pants. One of the funniest things Geno ever said was one morning when he said "I don't trust any guy who wears capri pants!"
So Geno Martin, this one is for you: