Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Stupid Things People Say

Yesterday I was out running errands in the morning. Upon returning, I drove up into the small parking lot outside my building and got out of the car. There was a guy standing outside smoking a cigarette watching me pull up. I got out of the car and started walking towards the door and he asked "Hey, is Butch in there?".

Gee, I don't know dumbass, let me use my X-ray vision to tell you since you just saw me drive up.

It's just another of those "Stupid Things People Say"...


Rik

6 comments:

Candy said...

Yup notice how if u've ever had an accident and u scream in agony, someone will eventually come up to u and say "are u okay? r u hurt?" makes u want to choke them really!

Michael said...

Well maybe you already knew if he'd be in there or not.. you could have called..

but what about the age-old classic when you went to get your hair-cut and it's like an inch or two shorter than usual and people come up to you and ask "So did you get a haircut or something?"

Ed Abbey said...

One dumbass comment deserves another I think.

"Butch... no, but I can set you up with the Sundance Kid."

Dutched Pinay on Expatriation said...

Was just talking to my colleagues about how dumb their women are.

One complained that he drove his gf (they live together) for YEARS in the same route to work and one day she said, "Oh this is a nice place, did you just drove a different route?"

Then the other said, "I swear I could shake my wife, everytime I tell her to drive to *insert any location here*, she would always say, HOW?" Then he added, "I think I am going to buy her a TomTom software (Dutch route navigation software which you can be loaded into your palmtop) because she is such a DomDom (Dom is Dutch, it means stupid)!

Blog ho said...

i would have killed him silently.

eThib said...

Well, don't leave us hanging...WAS Butch in there?