Why I love The Onion...

(For those of you who have never heard of it, The Onion is a satirical news website and is quite possibly the funniest site on the net...)

A sampling of some of their recent "headlines":

* 'Wheel of Fortune' Contestants Suffer As Vowel Prices Skyrocket

* Desperate Hillary To Obama: "Next Vote Wins"

* San Diego Zoo, Prison Merge

* Nike Signs Big Brown To $90 Million Horseshoe Contract

* Pacman Jones: "Who Do I Have To Kill To Get Reinstated To The NFL?"

* Mathematics To Retire Favre's Number

* Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red Shirt



The Onion never disappoints.