(For those of you who have never heard of it, The Onion is a satirical news website and is quite possibly the funniest site on the net...)
A sampling of some of their recent "headlines":
* 'Wheel of Fortune' Contestants Suffer As Vowel Prices Skyrocket
* Desperate Hillary To Obama: "Next Vote Wins"
* San Diego Zoo, Prison Merge
* Nike Signs Big Brown To $90 Million Horseshoe Contract
* Pacman Jones: "Who Do I Have To Kill To Get Reinstated To The NFL?"
* Mathematics To Retire Favre's Number
* Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red Shirt
The Onion never disappoints.